Friday, June 20, 2014

Sporno-sexual? How I wish I was in that league?

What's all this about coining words, and why has some sections of the Indian media suddenly latched on to Mark Simpson's new piece of word-spinning... he was the fella who first used the term 'metrosexual' and he's now got a new one 'spornosexual'.

he was talking about the 'new wave' lads.. the ones I refer to as the Andrew-Christian-innerwear types. He calls them the 'pumped-up offspring of those Ronaldo and Bekhamlunch-box ads, where sports got into bed with porn while Armani took the pictures'. Wow!

Anway, all our pals who like to instragram their naked selfies can now aspire to the new term, even if they don't have the 'chiselled pecs'.

Spornosexual... How I wish I was in that league.. but no chance... One has become decidedly pear shaped over the years.... but my new boyfriend definitely makes the grade... only he's very averse to posting his pictures in the buff anywhere... so sorry folks!

But one need a visual... or two..  to go with this post... so here are  my hot Spornosexual pals for your perusal... and if you're from Shillong, you've probably seen them around...


And here's Sri.... so peeps, bye for now....

Oh, hang on... what's an Andrew Christian innerwear type, I her some of you ask curiously?

Really?

So here goes:

Andrew Christian is the unashamedly Gay apparel brand and believe me when I tell you that they have the most bodylicious boy candy ever on display.

The designs are absolutely to die for.... but unfortunately not made for pear shaped persons such as I.

So, for the benefit of the uninitiated, here are two AndrewChristian Innerwear Types:


 

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