Friday, December 18, 2009

Yuletide Wishes


My journalist and upright Christian family -man friend Allen Johanness of Patna sent me the first picture via e-mail in 'fun'. This is the kind of stuff that 'mature' [read verry middle-aged'] men like him send around to other middle-aged men prove that they are [1] heterosexual [2] that they can still get it up and [3] that they are 'broad minded'.
Didn't it cross their mind that they're probably just sending around Lesbian soft porn?
Well, personally, I intend to reply him with the picture number two, the one with the real hunky looking men.
Now watch him howl in an offended manner, act shocked, stutter that kids use his computer, and accuse me of promoting homosexuality. His homophobic reactions are only natural, the same as many 'christian family men' -- symptoms as they are of their own repressed sexuality and fear that they actually maynot be able to hide their attraction, or so the shrinks say.
But the way i see it, they're just fat old men who're jealous that 'gay' guys look far better than straight ones!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

u probably suffer from some kind of complex or else have a bone 2 pick with Mr Allan otherwise you wouldnt have posted such weirdo comments.Even if true,gentlemen do not offend others in this manner.This 2 me is just an attempt at killing two birds with one stone-- you get to put this picture up and yet remain pious.

scorpio said...

People who hide behind annonymoue posts are not to be taken seriously.
My good friend Allen has enough of good sense to know when to be offended and what constitutes the freedom of speech and opinion.
And By the way, this is MY Blog. Go and start a blog of your own, Mr annonymous!

Shweta Jha said...

Fiddle faddle: if this 'Mr Allen' can send people such pictures as festive greetings, and someone is offended, he has every right to his opinion.
this is really Brilliant!
Kudos to Frank Sir

Shiv your pal said...

Ha ha!
Great sense of Humour as usual.
Lesbian porn... that would be enough to make enough 'straight' men squirm.

Boy Shakira said...

Ooh, baby! Annonymous is surely a fishy fellow.
Gentlemen don't exist no more baby, cricket's become T20!
Boy, if you've been reading this blog since 2005, you'll see that Fragbows ain't no pious place at all.
Be Proud man! PROUD !!!