Patriotism in India

Just wave the flag

Don’t wear it

Love your country

Shit on its streets

Pollute its rivers


Poison its earth with pesticides
Suck up its ground water , don’t bother to replace it


Turn sidewalks into public urinals
Throw garbage on the road
Choke its sewers with illegal plastic


Ignore rules and laws at will
Bribe and be bribed : after all, Gandhiji's smiling on the bank-note , Honestly!!


Promote unscientific and superstitious practices: mystical India!
[No matter if thousands of babies and women die from unhygenic rituals]


Smash and break up public property in the name of democratic protests


Lie, cheat, steal, murder- to keep your ‘seats’ in the Assembly and Parliament
Lie, cheat, burn, pillage, murder in the name of religion and its protection
Loot and scam away public funds: that’s the the Common-wealth game

Kill and evacuate all the forest dwellers to get your hands on minerals for export

That’s the way that you love your country


‘Tiranga’ : the name for the Indian flag is also the name of a cancer-causing chewing tobacco
-- the fix of the masses
Aha , Aha That’s the way I like it
Jai Ho


Enjoy Independence Day,
The way you’ve loved your country for the past sixty years
You deserve it!